No shoes, no shirt, no thank you!

We all get excited when the sun shines brightly after a long winter. It's spring time and the birds are chirping. However there are some men that take this sun shining to be summer time. Yes, the sun is out, no it is not hot. So please put your shirt back on so we all don't have to look at your pale flabby body. Nobody want to see that; keep it all for yourself buddy!

What's with the phone?

On a recent night out with my girlfriend, "Veronica," we found ourselves at a classy 26 and over establishment in the Pearl. We were both excited to see that it was an older croud and from what we heard "the new place" to be at. Our excitment quickly turned to dismay as one guy after another would approach the bar we were sitiing at, order a drink, make small talk then turn his attention to his hand held divice while tying to hold a conversation with us. Since when is it acceptable for a grown man, not just one... but several...to not be able to keep his phone in his pants long enough to get an answer to his mundane question? I know that we live in a world of technology but please...keep your phone in your pants.

"Ayo, I'm tired of using technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo, I'm tired of using technology
I need you right in front of me"